20.2.10

P.I.G.

P.I.G. is something almost each and everyone of you will encounter during chinese new year. *Smack!!* I'm not talking about the pink creature with a stout body and curled tail.

P.I.G. ain't a bad thing to bump into, it's very subjective in fact, depending on one's tolerance level. One has to be prepared for this, still.

What's P.I.G.? Read.

Pain in wallet
When lady luck isn't on your side, you're gonna have a hard time forgiving yourself for the rest of ur day. aiyoooooooooooooo i shdn't have bla bla bla...... Some gamblers gamble for the sake of taking chances, some gamble for the sake of entertaining the others (they dun wan to be a spoilsport..
what to do?)

Interview session
The moment you step in the hall where all your relatives/old folks are there, you should have all the answers dished up in your head dy cz you know they're gonna pile you with flood of questions. Even they don't speak to you, you have to initiate conversation with them, otherwise they'll call you Rude. And the worst part is, you don't know what they're talking about at some point, then you have no clue how to continue, what's more left to do other than staying tongue-tied? Smile maybe =)

Gain weight
CNY is nothing but a festival of fattening. From day to night, makan minum tidur, saving all calories in ur thighs and tummy, taking in all kind of deep fried food almost everyday.... Lately, seeing range of cny snacks jz make me queasy...... uuuuuureeeekk!... from 2135662178789531 types of crackers, to seaweed rows, chicken floss row, then ba kwa..... Get lost! all get lost! semua ni i TAK NAK!!~ *crossing arms like ultraman*

This morning ter-comb pimples in my hairline.... @#$%^&*(*#*(^!~!@#!

Now it all sum up the definition of P.I.G.
Gong hei fatt choi!!

3 comments:

Kennedy said...

haha..nicely said..I like the G part..say no to all those junk food..haha..

chen wei said...

owh thanks for the fortune cookie btw. tasted great :P

Kennedy said...

u're welcome..come taste it again next year..haha..